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Retired Don't Ask Me To Do Shit Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Retired Don't Ask Me To Do ShitUnique Retired Don't Ask Me To Do Shit 2024 2025 Tee is an awesome pensioner tee that can be worn at a retirement party. Great gift idea for a birthday or Christmas! Perfect retirement definition! Funny sarcastic retirement topBest vintage distressed graphic design is perfect for anyone retiring who says I'm retired 2024 not my problem anymore! Awesome top to add to the retirement gift basket. Funny sarcastic retirement outfit

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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